Merry Christmas 2015 Quotes and Sayings, Funny Chrismas Sayings

Merry Christmas 2015 Quotes and Sayings, Funny Christmas Sayings:

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Merry Christmas 2015 Quotes and Sayings, Funny Christmas Sayings-

Christmas is like a regular day at the office. You have to do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the deserts. Merry Christmas 2015 Quotes

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December. LOUIS C.K.

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.

JAY LENO

The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: “Some assembly required.”
- John Leo

Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.'  Bernard Manning